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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Gorging and Bad Manners - Listen to your Mother

This past weekend I had the opportunity to visit one of my favorite local restaurants, I won't mention the name, but I have reviewed it previously.
During my fine dinner of the seas' finest food, I heard a hooorible grunting, coughing and gasping.
I looked up and across the dining room to see three well dressed seniors having their dinner too.
Their friend, I'll call him "Stan", was gorging himself on shrimp and pasta.  Even with a full mouth, he would stuff in more and carry on a conversation at the same time!!  With every fork full; a cough, a spit and a grunt...quite disgusting or miraculous, depending on your point of view.  He would continue doing this for the duration of the meal, grossing out everyone around him. With dinner done for them, "Stan" and his friends disappeared, leaving the other diners to enjoy their meal in peace.  "Stan", you're disgusting!


                       I guess his mother never told him not to talk with his mouth full

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